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Alive and bitching

Howdy. As promised, albeit delivered with virtually zero urgency, here is the new blog. It’s none too shabby eh? Images and copy seem to have transferred over without a glitch, … Continue reading

May 3, 2015 · Leave a comment

Mob fools

                  During my more social days, I used to carry around – figuratively, not literally – a stable of jokes and sayings … Continue reading

January 10, 2015 · Leave a comment

2014 in review – I’m lazy, deal with it

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2014 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: A New York City subway train holds 1,200 people. This blog was viewed about … Continue reading

December 30, 2014 · Leave a comment

The Chooch Awards – Opus IV: Asinine Resurrection

Every now and then, life overwhelms us with such a barrage of human nonsense, you feel as though you were living inside an episode of America‚Äôs Funniest Home Videos. When … Continue reading

November 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

Disposable zeroes of hypocrisy

I couldn’t let this whole Ray Rice/NFL/TMZ controversy slide without writing something. Normally I’m not at a loss for words, but in this case, a story with so many fly-swarming … Continue reading

September 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

Feminism: you’re doing it wrong

By Steev Morris, guest ranter Call me crazy, but I thought preventing bad things was a good thing. Am I wrong? I’m questioning that entire notion now as the social … Continue reading

August 30, 2014 · 3 Comments

Spewing four-letter words

Here’s a question for ya: What do the three leading Toronto mayoral candidates – Rob freaking Ford, Olivia riding-Layton’s-coattails Chow, and John sure-as-heck-getting-my-vote Tory – have in common? Notice anything … Continue reading

July 3, 2014 · 2 Comments