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Spewing four-letter words

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Here’s a question for ya: What do the three leading Toronto mayoral candidates – Rob freaking Ford, Olivia riding-Layton’s-coattails Chow, and John sure-as-heck-getting-my-vote Tory – have in common?

Notice anything about their last names? Did you count them letters? See? Can I stop asking questions now?

The municipal election still lies four months away, but early signs point to either Ford, Chow, or Tory inheriting the reins of a city that is in such a gooey mess of disrepair, only a complete Old Testament-style razing and rebuild can begin to address the problems of Canada’s largest metropolis. Good ‘effin luck!

So, this completely useless observation of the number of letters in the leading mayoral candidates’ last names got me thinking: What would the city look like under the stewardship of other four-lettered leaders?

Roll tape.

(Click on an image to launch slide show.)

 

Oh, and if you’re wondering what the answer to the puzzle in the lead image is … well:

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2 comments on “Spewing four-letter words

  1. Rev Allan
    July 18, 2014

    four letr… hmmm… iiii nver thot that wass, I’m voting for the longest name

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